Which brings me to my point. I've been thinking of having the Anti-baby Baby Shower. People should pay me not to procreate. Think about it, you're thanking me for not adding to the overpopulation of the planet, not wasting of any more natural resources, a chance for your kid to succeed (let's face it my kid would kick your kid's butt) and the list goes on.
Things on my gift registry would be, but not restricted to:
expensive and breakable art
glass coffee tables